I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

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tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

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rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

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absolute-virginia-flute-exe:

I find it funny how us Americans don’t even get mad at being insulted anymore. We literally just correct the insults with facts to make them even worse and sit there like

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simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

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zeump:

Warm tea with cream and sugar never fails to make me happy and calm

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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fictional-whore:

OMG GUYS THAT WAS ONE TIME

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daisdaily:

Re-arranging my bookcases.
Pile on the floor: what I have read.
Pile on the table: My TBR pile

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Norse Mythology

  • Everyone: LOKI NO
  • Loki: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.

bottomupcas:

mpregalecki:

gUYS IT’S NOT EVEN HIATUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

omg, i am sO HAPPY THIS IS BACK ONMY DASH

Dude I literally just watched this episode today dying

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mypatronusisrorypond:

pleatedjeans:

20 Fun Products You Never Knew You Needed

How many people are going to accidentally put their phones in real toasters?

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oncepromised:

make me choose » 

swanfeels asked: Red Vest of Sex or Red Leather Jacket

mockingswan asked: Emma’s Red Jacket or Killian’s Leather Coat

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get to know me meme: [1/10] favourite female characters: sansa stark

'Once, she had loved Prince Joffrey with all her heart, and admired and trusted his mother, the queen. They had repaid that love and trust with her father's head. Sansa would never make that mistake again.'

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